I’ve a Pain in my Head by Jane Austen

Doctor I tell you of the pain I go through
it starts in my spine and then climbs kundalini
I had to stop walking and sit on the ceiling
just so the energy would pass below
to my other forlorn extremities

Mmmm it seems you are quite distraught
here let me prepare you a draught of chamomile tea
and together we can endeavor to understand the nature
of this ill-temper though we keep good humor
all things considered

Wise words never had been spoken
a cup taken as a token
of an affection illegalized in Western Worlds
a sip of what could have been
suffices enough